alien-waifu-deactivated20210608:

Does he…

You know…

Return the shopping cart?

cwote:
“ Yay for you (and me)!! 😊
”

xmabiasvax:

me: no one likes me

someone: I like you

me: thanks

me: no one likes me

w0wls:

sasgalula:

egberts:

egberts:

i seriously cannot believe foldable phones are about to make a comeback. foldable smartphones are being made right now. you can finally end a call with a clat again.

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finally I can hang my phone up in a dramatic way…again

The clat will be more dramatic due to the screen shattering

highsocietybarbiedoll:
“I’ll represent you in court :)
”
daxthorn:
“ snapscube:
“ daxthorn:
“ snapscube:
“ daxthorn:
“hey i just got this horrifying mask at walmart today. i couldn’t help myself. im sorry. The impulse was too strong.
”
did u buy it with money
”
i did, in fact, purchase it with money
” ”

thattinycookiemonster:

purple-apricots:

I want to vomit

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644 followers

Wtf is wrong with people

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